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Rolled Steel Beans

Ethan takes great pleasure in wilfully misunderstanding what I am saying. His latest source of amusement – pretending he’s heard ‘beans’ when I’ve used ‘beams’ in a sentence, and visa versa. Very amusing. Very frustrating when you currently have the builders in to install a couple of ‘beans’. Despite Ethan tainting the experience for me with this wholly annoying practice, I am excited to say that we now have a first floor that is no longer supported by bricks or acrow props – PROGRESS!

In order to achieve this, we needed several beams installed. Firstly, the rotting piece of wood (pictured) that was previously supporting the stone inner skin had to be replaced with a much sturdier concrete lintel:

The offending wood in-situ
Quite scary how little of this wooden “lintel” was left…
The more structurally-appropriate reinforced concrete replacement

No, the consumer unit isn’t hanging by a cable, its just screwed to the joists at a jaunty angle. “Why” you ask? “Why not”, we reply! Genuinely not sure at this point, ask our builder.

Secondly, a steel C-beam at the top of the wall where the kitchen will be. This holds up the 1st floor joists, in place of the brick wall that used to be there. Thirdly, a large I-beam across the centre of the room. This was put in the same position as the existing beam but is longer, extending all the way to the back wall, rather than resting on a brick pillar. This removes the need for the pillar, creating a little more space.

Fourthly, we had a frankly ENORMOUS timber bearer installed to support one end of the lower landing that will let us access our back door. The other end will be supported by the new, longer central beam.

Even though the main reason behind the new I-beam was so that we could remove that ugly pillar, it took me a good 5 minutes to notice that the pillar was gone after the builders had left for the day. In my defence, I was distracted by the sheer number of acrow props necessary for the beams replacement.

Me hiding in our acrow forest, a master of camouflage:

illusion hiding GIF

While the front door was open to let out the dust, we noticed plenty of people take a peek inside, see this forest (along with the general state of the place) and laugh – maybe just in relief that it wasn’t them dealing with it.

Laughing At You GIF by memecandy

It’s exciting to see something substantial actually complete and the place structurally sound again. And we’re always going to love removing more brick! Now that the pillar is gone, and the acrows have been removed, the space feels so big – it seems a shame we have to bring the walls in with damp proofing and insulation, but hopefully we’ll be left with a good space for kitchen-dining.

Here’s a before and after with a new fun blog tool Ethan found:

Yes, he knows the front door doesn’t line up, and don’t worry, its irritating him way more than it is you.

The before and afters at this stage are somewhat upsetting. Definitely should be called before and “durings”. It does look like we’ve make it less inhabitable after 3 months of work – which I suppose, technically, we have. However, we could not have improved the house without taking it back to its skeleton. Of course, we could have just redecorated and put down some new flooring; but that would have very shortly ended up being ruined by damp walls and floors, and we would be living in a very cold and unpleasant building.

You may have noticed in the after picture that there is something going on at the bottom of the walls – you can see the ongoing underpinning, which is finally happening! We’ll talk more about that another time…

Orange Is The New Black No GIF by NETFLIX

Our BerMUDa triangle

While Ethan and his dad were away for various house-related activities, I started work on the side garden. The side garden is a small triangle of land with a frankly ridiculously-large piece of slate acting as a front wall. When we bought the house it was overgrown with brambles, growing out over the front and sides.

The brambles were so thick, we were unsure of the ground level; the side road beside this area slopes. We hoped that we could turn this little garden into a bin storage area and use the remaining space to give us something nice to look at outside the kitchen sink window.

We know that the soil pipe, bathroom waste water, and guttering drainage travel around this side of the house to get from the back to the front. In addition, we can see two pipes exiting the kitchen through this wall: the kitchen sink waste pipe and a drainage pipe in the floor (maybe – as with so many things in this house, its not clear). So in order to investigate the paths and states of both of these we would have to remove the brambles and dig down to the where they join the water from the back of the house – hopefully not too deep.

After I’d cut back most of the brambles, I found that a lot of the volume was made up of large stones; no nice flat triangle of land to be revealed. Our bin area may have to be elsewhere. However, it was clear that even without bins being stored here, this triangle of land had been used as a dumping ground for not only passers-by but also by the previous owners. Cans, plastic bags, food wrappers, slate tiles, the bottom of a traffic cone… the list goes on. Some plastic bags required lifting of the stones to actually remove so this practice has been going on for quite some time.

Who doesn’t just bury this kind of stuff in their front garden?

On several separate occasions, people passing while I was cutting down the brambles told me that they were the best blackberries in the area.

Thanks Strawberry GIF by DriscollsBerry

Shame to deprive the town of its famous blackberries – but we needed to find out where the water from the kitchen was going. And allow window fitters to be able to replace the kitchen window without having to risk life and limb.

As of last session, this is how far I’d got:

We can now see where the kitchen sink waste pipe exits the kitchen wall and starts to go downwards to join the other waste. However, there’s a long way left to go, and I suspect a lot more rubbish to be fished out.

We’ll be posting about our new steel beams and stonework soon – when they’re actually finished and ready for photographing!