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Introducing the first floor

We realised we haven’t given a full picture of the house as it started yet; we have neglected to show you the upstairs of the house in all its glory. To be honest, we’ve ignored it somewhat. With so much to do downstairs, and upstairs being in a technically liveable state, it hardly seems worth thinking about at this stage! However, our first night as home owners was spent exploring the rooms and various cupboards.

Let us take you on a tour. Going up the stairs from the kitchen you meet a brick archway. Turning back on yourself there is a thin landing alongside the stairs, and a large window looking out onto the back garden and an access road.

Through the brick archway there is a small hall with a cupboard in the eaves. To your left is a glass panelled door into the master bedroom, which is currently set up as a lounge, and ahead is the bathroom.

Bathroom

If you walk back through the archway to the top of the stairs and look right, there is a door into the smallest bedroom. Look ahead, and along the thin landing is the third bedroom – likely to be an office to us.

Smallest bedroom

All three bedrooms have windows to the front of the house, with a lovely view of the road and the garage across the road!

Thankfully, this whole floor is far less interesting than downstairs in both number of items found and the work that needs doing!

We knew from viewing the place that we would have a good variety of furniture to get us started: 2 double beds with mattresses; a 3 seater sofa and matching arm chair; a double sofa bed; a single sofa bed; and a variety of pine storage. The sofas all need re-covering, but we think they could end up being something we quite like. Having been pretend sofa shopping (before we had anywhere to put a sofa) we were discouraged by the lack of sofas with any reasonable height of backrest – these have ideal heights. Although, unfortunately, they may turn out to be a little too big for the final living room layout, or even just look weird with new coverings.

We also found 3 old TVs; many duvets, pillows and towels (shoved into a cobweb filled cupboard); more crockery and a few ornaments. The most exciting thing found was a foldable springy walking cane, which I enjoyed playing with for a few minutes!

Besides studding all external walls for insulation purposes and generally updating the place, we’ll mainly be rearranging layouts in the hallway. This will hopefully achieve two things: make better use of that small space through the brick archway; and make it possible to install stairs with a landing to access new back door – which will replace the large window. We are also considering adding a second bathroom, although we’re struggling to visualise if there would actually be enough space. This decision will have to wait until we’ve bricked up the archway, made a new doorway, and determined whether we will actually have any money left after making downstairs liveable!

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So it begins.

It’s been 14 months since we started our search for our first home. We wanted a modern built, easy to make efficient house; just out of date enough to bring the price down. That way, we wouldn’t feel like we were throwing money away while painting a few rooms, redoing a little flooring and putting our own stamp on the place.

It’s been 10 months since we gave up and put an offer in on a 200 year old, part underground, damp, stone cottage with (barely) single glazed rotten wooden windows, an open-flame gas boiler, and a kitchen in name but not function.

Isn’t she beautiful?

Those 10 months were spent dealing with the world’s least interested estate agent, convincing the sellers that a boundary bisecting several rooms was in fact an issue, and prodding other people’s solicitors into navigating the labyrinthian British land registry system. Oh, and we found a stream running through the integral garage (soon to be lounge) that everybody seemed to have forgotten existed. After covering it up.

So here we are, having not at all strayed from ‘the plan’, feeling good and ready to live the dream in our beautiful new home. Not that we can actually move in yet; there’s the small matter of digging up and replacing the entire floor, replacing every window, replacing the garage door with a wall and window, knocking a doorway through a 600mm thick stone wall, containing/redirecting the integral stream, waterproofing everything, and installing a kitchen. At least then, the building site will be habitable.

This doesn’t need changing right?

Strangely, we feel excited about the prospect. Of course there’s still that background level or fear and dread for what’s to come, but we are very much looking forward to bringing a house that has been uninhabited for so many years back into use. We do hope to do a lot of the work ourselves.

However, having had very little DIY experience between the two of us (I have painted one wall and … oh no, that’s it. Ethan has held a lot of torches/tools for his dad), this may have not been the best first house to go for.

For those of you who are particularly worried for us, we will be employing a builder for the structural elements, and to make sure we’re water tight! As an engineer and physicist, we think we can learn, but we’re not willing to go completely unsupervised just yet!

We (read: Charlotte) have decided to attempt to document our experience and the inevitable lessons learnt; partially for our own memories, but there’s always the chance that someone out there might use this as inspiration to – or more likely a warning not to – get in waaaaaay over their head when it comes to buying a project house!