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Month: April 2021

Our BerMUDa triangle

While Ethan and his dad were away for various house-related activities, I started work on the side garden. The side garden is a small triangle of land with a frankly ridiculously-large piece of slate acting as a front wall. When we bought the house it was overgrown with brambles, growing out over the front and sides.

The brambles were so thick, we were unsure of the ground level; the side road beside this area slopes. We hoped that we could turn this little garden into a bin storage area and use the remaining space to give us something nice to look at outside the kitchen sink window.

We know that the soil pipe, bathroom waste water, and guttering drainage travel around this side of the house to get from the back to the front. In addition, we can see two pipes exiting the kitchen through this wall: the kitchen sink waste pipe and a drainage pipe in the floor (maybe – as with so many things in this house, its not clear). So in order to investigate the paths and states of both of these we would have to remove the brambles and dig down to the where they join the water from the back of the house – hopefully not too deep.

After I’d cut back most of the brambles, I found that a lot of the volume was made up of large stones; no nice flat triangle of land to be revealed. Our bin area may have to be elsewhere. However, it was clear that even without bins being stored here, this triangle of land had been used as a dumping ground for not only passers-by but also by the previous owners. Cans, plastic bags, food wrappers, slate tiles, the bottom of a traffic cone… the list goes on. Some plastic bags required lifting of the stones to actually remove so this practice has been going on for quite some time.

Who doesn’t just bury this kind of stuff in their front garden?

On several separate occasions, people passing while I was cutting down the brambles told me that they were the best blackberries in the area.

Thanks Strawberry GIF by DriscollsBerry

Shame to deprive the town of its famous blackberries – but we needed to find out where the water from the kitchen was going. And allow window fitters to be able to replace the kitchen window without having to risk life and limb.

As of last session, this is how far I’d got:

We can now see where the kitchen sink waste pipe exits the kitchen wall and starts to go downwards to join the other waste. However, there’s a long way left to go, and I suspect a lot more rubbish to be fished out.

We’ll be posting about our new steel beams and stonework soon – when they’re actually finished and ready for photographing!

Health and Schmafety

How to move big chunks of granite with inadequate knowledge and equipment

Now that we’ve blocked up the only way into the bathroom and master bedroom, we’ve got to open up a new one. In order to achieve this we have to dismantle a door width section of the half-meter thick, random stone-rubble-stone wall, and install concrete lintels to provide lateral strength to the remaining wall and roof supports.

We had started with the top of the stone wall in the loft, before we had filled in the archway. Ethan spent a few hours laying down in the loft crawlspace, chipping away at mortar and collecting rocks and rubble to pass down the loft hatch to me. Larger rocks were slid down a makeshift scaffold board ramp, from the loft hatch. Once the archway was blocked up however, we decided to take down some ceiling boards, remove the bedroom door and work from below.

Just a few issues with removing the stone: being mostly granite, even small-ish stones are heavy; the stones are irregularly shaped meaning the stability of the wall is difficult to predict; much of the wall is above head height, which is not so fun when dealing with heavy rocks; oh, and there’s a massive hole in our first floor with no railings – so stumbling isn’t an option.

Hans Gruber Falling GIF | Alan Rickman | Know Your Meme

Here are some pictures after ceiling and door removal, with a little of the stone already removed:

Bedroom door removed
Door and ceiling removed

Stone removal quickly slowed to a crawl when we discovered that the builders 200 years ago clearly just wanted to show off; the rocks, 6m above ground level, just seemed to get bigger and bigger. With the rocks being so irregularly shaped and so heavy, and me having little to no upper body strength, we had to call Ethan’s dad in to help Ethan manoeuvre the rocks, and come up with a more inventive way to lower them to the ground floor.

Stones at the top of the wall, all to be moved. Hand for scale.

Luckily Ethan had been saving a bag of climbing equipment that hadn’t been used in 15 years – save for hoisting electrical pylons in rural Uganda. Perhaps I should question the hoarding tendencies less? Ethan and his dad carefully moved and lowered the rock into a position on the edge of the wall, sometimes slowly “walking” the rock downwards by carefully placing and removing bricks. We used climbing slings and carabiners to attach the stone to a rope, hung this over a ceiling joist, and then used a belay block to control the lowering of the stone, first onto the first floor and then onto the ground floor.

Strapped up rock, ready for lowering
Ethan and his dad setting up the belay station

We were successful in lowering the stone to the ground floor – albeit if the last meter was close to freefall, as the stone started to escape its straps.
I would have liked to have taken more photos of the process and to have captured some of the more hairy moments, but although I wasn’t in the centre of the action, I felt it best to keep my hands free whenever things were looking hairy, should a ladder need steadying, or a piece of equipment need quickly providing or offloading. Ethan shown here at the lower end of the peril spectrum – having things completely under control. No danger here.

The HSE-approved one-handed rock steady, combined with plasterboard leg brace for extra safety. Note the complete lack of PPE – for maximum agility. Now that we have the technique down, we managed to get a few more of the larger rocks down off the wall:

And then onto the floor, having decided that freefall was the best – and most fun – method:

Here is Ethan standing proudly on his newly built henge.

Can you spot the slightly twisted ladder leg? Definitely nothing to do with throwing giant rocks from the 1st floor. And I definitely didn’t tell them so – I’m the best backseat demolisher, not in the least annoying.

We’re hoping from here on out (at least on this skin of the wall) we are done with the giant rocks. We know that the other skin has larger rocks, but we’re hoping they won’t jut out far enough to mean we have to remove them too. Not sure where this hope came from, or how realistic it is!

Oh and guess what? We found more brick!

These somewhat wonky bricks are what supports the RSJ that holds up our roof. We weren’t really planning on replacing what was under the RSJ – but I think we’re going to have to. Time to rent more acrow props!

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